Special K gets an 18% raise!!!!

She probably did... however incapable she is of her job, she is an obedient robot servant. To dull the pain of yesterday's shit news, I tried to locate Special K's annual review sheet for a chuckle -- that we each fill out for our Director, as if our achievements and hard work mean anything to her in terms of a monetary reward (or cost of living, for that matter???). But I digress. I couldn't find this year's sheet, but here's Special K's report from last year, saved on the shared drive for all to see:

AREAS OF RESPONSIBILITY:

1) Order office supplies
2) Answer multi-line telephones
3) Respond to email after receiving full response from L
4) Print out daily email messages
5) Travel to locate and purchase office supplies
6) Run off trustee envelopes, labels, etc.
7) Perform duties as assigned
8) Do occasional internet research
9) Warehouse clean-up
10 File clean-up
11) Familiarize staff with office, policies, procedures, etc., when necessary
12) Mail


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