Tuesday, September 9, 2008

the fire alarm gets tested, mayhem ensues

what i like best about this one is the intricate detail and the overwhelming concern.

To all Staff:

I wanted to inform you that Simplex Grinnell is scheduled to be here tomorrow morning (Tuesday, July 22, 2008) starting at about 9:00 am to conduct the annual fire alarm test. The test is supposed to last approximately 4 hours. I want to warn you of their (Simplex Grinnell’s personnel presence) scheduled presence because you may occasionally hear the fire alarm sound in our building. I do not want to frighten you of hearing this alarm – I just want to warn you that you may hear this alarm. Please let me know if you have any questions.

Sincerely,
Special K

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