Special K weighs approximately 90 pounds. This is in spite of the fact that her lunch will often consist of not one but two Hot Pockets, a can of extra sodium soup and 4 yogurts. Seriously, it is bizarre how someone so tiny can pack away so many terrible things into one meal.
This year I got on a weird kick and decided that because I don't live in the part of the country where King Cakes are readily available, that I was going to make my own. So I did--a dozen of them, in fact. Because I consider the office my baking guinea pigs, I decided to bring my first one in and make sure it was considered edible before I continued with baking.
I gave Special K a piece in spite of her protests that it would make her fat. And this email was her "thank you":
Dear M:
Thank you so much for the delicious, NO-CALORIE breakfast treat! It was superb (in addition to low or no FAT).
Special K
Uh, whaa??
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